I am not about to talk you into robbing banks. This is all about the stupid bank robbers who have been repeatedly arrested for their stupendous mishaps. In the USA alone, FBI states that most of the reported bank robberies are done by unprofessional criminals. Most bank robbers reported were young men who seem to not know anything about what they are doing.
According to statistics, there are about 76 percent of bank robbers who don’t even disguise themselves. On the other hand, there are about 86 percent who have never even studied anything about the bank they are robbing. And lastly, there is a whopping 95 percent who don’t have long-range plans after doing the offense. They don’t even have escape routes or plans on how to conceal their crimes. For that, I suggest these few tips if ever robbing banks have even crossed your mind.
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First Rule is to pick the right bank. A bank robber in Anaheim, California didn’t even choose the right bank to rob. Apparently, this man tried to rob a bank that was no longer in business. Thus, there was no more money in the building that he tried to rob. You don’t also want to be too familiar with the bank as they may identify you or you may know someone from the bank. While making a getaway, one robber ran into his mother and the mother turned him in. That’s why I’m telling you, choose wisely.
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Second Rule is to not sign or write down any demands. One robber from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania wrote his demands on a subpoena which was issued to him. Another robber used an envelope that had his name and address on it, while another used a withdrawal slip that had the robber’s name and account number. See, you don’t want to give away your identity, right?
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Third Rule is to not be picky. There was this robber who pointed a gun at a teller and said “Give me all your twenties.” Apparently, the teller only had two twenties, so the robber took the two twenties and left. What’s up with that?
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Fourth Rule is to bring your own transportation. One robber from Massachusetts borrowed the teller’s car after robbing the bank. So naturally, the police got the details of the car from the teller and they found it right away.
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Lastly, the fifth rule, consider another line of work. Robbing is against the law and you may not be up to the task. There was once this robber who went up to the teller and asked for money, when the teller answered she had no money, the robber knocked out. The police arrived moments later just to find out that the robber is still unconscious.
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